25+ Funny Jokes For Kids

Funny Jokes for Kids:  Looking for a way to make kids laugh out loud? Jokes are a perfect way to break the ice, lighten the mood, and encourage creativity in children. These funny and easy-to-understand jokes are apt for parents, teachers, or just a kid at heart. The jokes include smart wordplays and silly punchlines that guarantee giggles for all ages. Share them during family time, at school, or on playdates to spread smiles and uplift everyone’s spirits. Get ready to laugh out loud with this list of more than 25 kid-friendly jokes, along with their fun explanations.

List Of 25+ Funny Jokes For Kids:

1. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

2. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
(Gummy bears are candy, and “gummy” means no teeth.)

3. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tiered!
(Sounds like “too tired” and bikes have two tires.)

4. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
(A “bulldozer” is a machine, but here it’s a bull that dozes—sleeps.)

5. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
(Math books have “problems” to solve.)

6. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
(Sounds like “not your cheese.”)

7. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
(Tomatoes “blush” red, and “dressing” means both salad topping and getting dressed.)

8. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
(“Boogie” means both dance and a nose booger.)

9. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
(A “thesaurus” is a book of words, and it sounds like a dinosaur name.)

10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one!
(A “hole in one” is a golf term and also means a hole in pants.)

11. What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
(“Impasta” sounds like “imposter,” meaning fake.)

12. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
(Remove the “i” from “fish” and you get “fsh.”)

13. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
(“Outstanding” means both excellent and standing out in a field.)

14. What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
(The eight looks like a zero with a belt around its waist.)

15. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
(Reference to the song “Let It Go” from Frozen.)

16. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick!
(If it doesn’t come back, it’s just a stick.)

17. How do you organise a space party?
You planet!
(“Planet” sounds like “plan it.”)

18. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
(“Peeling” sounds like “feeling.”)

19. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
(An “investigator” is a detective, and the gator is wearing a vest.)

20. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
(Computers can get “viruses,” just like people.)

21. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
(A snowman melts in the summer.)

22. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
(“Crummy” means both feeling bad and having crumbs.)

23. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
(Your palm is part of your hand.)

24. Why was the math book unhappy?
It had too many problems!
(Same as 5, but always a hit.)

25. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
(The cow is on the ground, and “ground beef” is a type of meat.)

26. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
(If it can’t open, it’s a “can’t opener.”)

27. Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
(A twist on the classic “chicken” joke.)

Tip 101: The art of making jokes lies in the way you tell them. Therefore, try making jokes with silly voices or actions to make little champs laugh out loud.