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Funny Yet Meaningful Quotes By Aniruddhacharya:  Aniruddhacharya Maharaj was born as Anirudh Tiwari in Jabalpur, Madhya Pradesh. He is a popular Indian spiritual orator. Aniruddhacharya is well-renowned for his witty and lively speaking style, which helped make him popular on social media. His viral reels from his events somehow always manage to make a buzz online, and now, the Internet has started to lovingly call him the Pookie Baba of the Internet. Let's now take a look at some of his funny yet meaningful quotes, which are perfect for embracing a positive mindset. The quotes have been translated into English.

List Of 20+ Funny Yet Meaningful Quotes By Internet’s Pookie Baba Aka Aniruddhacharya For Positive Mindset: 

  1. “The biggest deception in this world is I Love You. Why would anyone love you? If you have money, you will find thousands of people saying I Love You. Nowadays, people say I Love You by looking at the skin and money; those who have this should be grateful.”


  1. “What does 'biscuit' mean? A kit of poison! Yet you keep eating them!”


  1. “Devotee: What was Ravana's fault? He acted on his sister's request.

Guruji: I don't speak to Ravana. If you're in touch with him, ask why he listened to his sister.”


  1. "The world doesn’t care whether you’re living or dying.
     Do you really think it matters what happens to this or that after you're gone?
     Bhaiya, there will be a party,  thirteen days after your death, there will be a ritual gathering.
     People will come just to fulfil a formality.
     He will come because you went to his house when someone there passed away.
     So don’t worry—everything will go on without you.
     Die in peace."


  1. “When you die, the most your neighbours will do is serve tea to everyone. That's the truth — you'll be lying dead, and they'll be pouring cups as if nothing happened. So don’t ask what will happen after us. After you, there’ll just be a great tea party. Go ahead — die carefree!"


  1. “Money can ruin even the closest relationships. That’s why financial matters should be settled first. Even between brothers, every penny counts.”


  1. "Study, but don’t worry if you don’t get high marks—because often, people with high marks end up working in the homes of those who got low marks."


  1. “Praise your wife every day — even if you don’t feel like it. If someone else starts doing it, you’ll be irritated.”

 

  1. “What do you add to 70 to make it 17? Just add the 'aa' vowel in Hindi! Sometimes, answers depend on perspective or language, not logic.”

  

  1. “Son, answer quickly, we have to leave for Panvel tomorrow morning!. Life moves fast. Don’t waste time.”

 

  1. “Gurukuls taught spirituality; now schools teach illusion!”

 

  1. “Are these real experts? Earlier, we had Gurukuls; now we have so-called experts!”

  

  1. “Schools came, and everyone became bald (lost wisdom)!”


  1. “You all eat lots of tea and biscuits; see what it does to you!”


  1. “Cow is the mother, buffalo is the aunt, so what is the calf? Social titles can become confusing and even comical.”


  1. Devotee: Guruji, why did Ram and Ravana fight?

Guruji: If someone kidnaps your wife, will you worship him?


  1. “Offer food to God, then eat it, that’s the real blessing!”


  1.  Pookie Baba of the internet satirically stated, “Go to the temple and ask God, but don’t work hard yourself! Prayer without effort is pointless.” 


  1. “Sometimes school teach you everything except how to be happy!”


  1. “Your mind can be a useful thing; use it wisely.”


  1. “This world is hungry for lust. You apply lipstick, dress up, and someone says I Love You to you. Then you think he loves you, but the truth is he loves how you look and things you can do for him, not you.”