- By Ridam Sharma
- Thu, 24 Apr 2025 12:09 PM (IST)
- Source:JND
Dirty Mind -What Am I? Fun riddles for dirty minds that will playfully mislead you with double meanings and fun wordplay. At first, they will sound dirty and double-meaning. However, to your surprise, the actual answers will be totally innocent. Riddles like these are hilariously perfect to test your thinking and see how far your imagination runs before realising the actual twist. Use these riddles at a couple’s night or for parties for uncontrollable laughs, surprises, and an aptly fun way to challenge your assumptions, but of course, all in good humour!
List Of 20+ ‘What Am I?’ Riddles That Will Tease Your Dirty Mind:
1. I am often the first thing you put in your mouth. When you are done with me, you spit.
2. I am made of rubber and you blow me on my hole, one prick and I am gone.
3. I am long, thick and firm. I stay hard for days, but when I am old, I get soft.
4. I rise up a pole, and if I am not blown, I go limp. I am prominently hung.
5. I have to be well hung to work properly. There are lots of dongs in me.
6. After you get on top of me, you need to rest. If I am too short, I leave you hanging. If I am too soft, I am useless.
7. You turn me on when you fiddle with my knobs. You have to change positions sometimes to improve.
8. I am a four-letter word that ends in UNT. I get off on feet. People are desperate to get me off.
9. Touching me in the wrong place will turn me off. Your mother said if you abuse me, you will go blind. I can get turned on in any room in the house.
10. I am a word that ends in UCK. I am needed when you get too hot. I often have a lot of guys inside me.
11. I am long and hard, even when I am cold. After you screw me, I can take a load. You have to use me to achieve an erection.
12. I come with a large pair. Part of me is always hard. I am an expensive piece of tail.
13. You can get me if you squeeze your melons. I am sticky and taste sweet. I come in almost every fruit.
14. After you turn me on, I get hot. I am of no use until you screw me. If I am not in tight, I could fall out.
15. If you wait too long, it is hard to get me off. When I come out, I am white and gooey. I am the sticky stuff that shoots out of your tube.
16. If you can not wipe me, blow me. You try to get me on the rag. Feathers really get me off.
17. I swing both ways. If I am wide open, your pussy might slip out. If you do not bang me enough, I can get rusty.
18. If you see me in bed, you whack me off. The bigger I am, the louder you will scream. Seeing what is between my hairy legs can make your skin crawl.
19. I have been taught to come on command. I want your bone. I like to chase pussy.
20. If you hammer me, I will throb. If I am pointing up, the answer is Yes. If I am pointing down, the answer is No.
21. I am long, hard, and pointed up. I have to be slippery for you to go down on me. You put your hands on me, then go up and down.
Answers:
1. Toothbrush
2. Balloon
3. Cucumber
4. Flag
5. Bell
6. Bed
7. Radio
8. Punt
9. Television
10. Firetruck
11. Beam
12. Lobster
13. Juice
14. Bulb
15. Glue
16. Dust
17. Gate
18. Spider
19. Dog
20. Thumb
21. Railing