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Knock knock Jokes:  Knock-knock jokes have been one of the most loved genres of jokes. They are perfect for laughter and fun for all ages. These knock-knock jokes are easy to remember and perfect for making anybody laugh. These playful puns and silly wordplays are a perfect way to brighten anyone’s day. Whether you’re looking for classic favourites, food-themed humour, animal-inspired fun, or clever puns, here is a list of 65+ knock-knock jokes that have something for everyone to enjoy and share.

List Of 65+ Playful Knock Knock Jokes To Laugh Out Loud

Classic And Silly Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, cow says MOO!
2. Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
3. Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you!
5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!
6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police! Open up!
7. Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh— MOO!
8. Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for more jokes!
9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
10. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!

Food-Themed Knock Knock Jokes

11. Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
12. Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split so I’m outta here!
13. Knock knock. Who's there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!
14. Knock knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas give me one more chance!
15. Knock knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut forget to smile!
16. Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!
17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
18. Knock knock. Who's there? Mustard. Mustard who? Mustard up the courage to knock!
19. Knock knock. Who’s there? Taco. Taco who? Taco 'bout funny jokes!
20. Knock knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Egg-cited to tell more jokes!

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Animal-Themed Knock Knock Jokes

21. Knock knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be seeing you later!
22. Knock knock. Who's there? Cat. Cat who? Cat-ch me if you can!
23. Knock knock. Who’s there? Giraffe. Giraffe who? Giraffe me crazy with all these jokes!
24. Knock knock. Who’s there? Duck. Duck who? Duck out of the way!
25. Knock knock. Who’s there? Moose. Moose who? Moose you a question, but I’ll let it slide.
26. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bear. Bear who? Bear-ly had time to come up with this!
27. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bee. Bee who? Bee careful, I'm a little stinger!
28. Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Penguin ahead! Don't slip!
29. Knock knock. Who's there? Kangaroo. Kangaroo who? Kangaroo your homework?
30. Knock knock. Who’s there? Turkey. Turkey who? Turkey on over and laugh!

Wordplay And Puns

31. Knock knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al give you a hug if you laugh!
32. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ada. Ada who? Ada lot of cookies today!
33. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy wind blows, the cradle will rock!
34. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice. Ice who? Ice to meet you!
35. Knock knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget I told you!
36. Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!
37. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep doing these jokes?
38. Knock knock. Who’s there? Fellow. Fellow who? Fellow me and I’ll tell more jokes!
39. Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless.
40. Knock knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you through the keyhole!

Holiday And Seasonal Knock Knock Jokes

41. Knock knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use, I forgot the punchline!
42. Knock knock. Who's there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Claus! Open the chimney!
43. Knock knock. Who’s there? Turkey. Turkey who? Turkey-lurkey, it’s Thanksgiving!
44. Knock knock. Who's there? Elf. Elf who? Elf you clean the house if you start now!
45. Knock knock. Who’s there? April. April who? April fools!
46. Knock knock. Who’s there? Autumn. Autumn who? Autumn leaves are falling!
47. Knock knock. Who’s there? Christmas. Christmas who? Christmas your chance to be jolly!
48. Knock knock. Who’s there? Valentine. Valentine who? Valentine you be mine?

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Kid-Friendly Name Puns

49. Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
50. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know unless you open the door?
51. Knock knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good knock knock joke?
52. Knock knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be knocked on all day?
53. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting to tell this joke!
54. Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for another one!
55. Knock knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke who’s at the door!
56. Knock knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda hang out and tell jokes?
57. Knock knock. Who’s there? Barry. Barry who? Barry glad you laughed!
58. Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, open the door!

Smart Knock Knock Jokes

59. Knock knock. Who’s there? Repeat. Repeat who? Knock knock…
60. Knock knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Calm down, it’s just a joke!
61. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? No thanks, I use Google!
62. Knock knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
63. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
64. Knock knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? You’re not a shoe—why are you talking like one?
65. Knock knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's not working!
66. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sam. Sam who? Sam person who knocked last time!

These knock-knock jokes are perfect for opening up to new connections, for sharing lighthearted smiles and brightening the mood whenever you want an instant laugh. From children to adults, their plain goodness and witty turns make them universal favourites forever. Have this set handy during family reunions, class activities, or chats, and see how the conversations become fun and playful with each "knock knock!