- By Poorva Karki
- Fri, 06 Oct 2023 10:01 AM (IST)
- Source:JND
World Smile Day 2023: Not that you cannot or should not smile every day, but Today on October 06, you should definitely 'Laugh Out Loud' and bring smiles to other people as it is World Smile Day. Be it because of a poor joke or a hilarious meme, no matter what source, your goal should be to smile with a positive heart. Not to forget the many, many benefits of a happy heart and a smiling face. But one thing that is for sure is that a little smile will only make you and the people around you happy, there won’t be any risky outcomes (Until, of course, you start smiling in a serious situation, or worse, during a punishment in front of a teacher). The point is, keep smiling.
Keeping that in mind, we thought to do our bid too, to make you smile from ear to ear. We found a way to make you happy, and what better way to make someone smile than a bunch of funny jokes? So we curated some funny short jokes so that you can celebrate the day! Happy World Smile Day!
World Smile Day is observed every year on the first Friday of October. And this year, the day falls on October 06.
Here are 51 funny jokes that will brighten you up on the World Smile Day:
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? A bowl full of mice-cream
Why did the blue jay get in trouble at school? For tweeting on a test! (A joke that sat well with X's previous name- Twitter)
Why did the computer hate commuting to work? It had a hard drive
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? "Aye matey."
Why do birds fly south in the winter? It's faster than walking
A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey… and a cola." "Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. "I'm not sure. I was born with them."
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.
What kind of birds eat at the deli? Bagels
Do snow globes ever get scared? No, just shaken
What do you call two bananas on the floor? Slippers
Rest in peace, boiling water. You will be mist
Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on that one
My mom asked me to put the cat out. I didn’t know it was on fire
Why do ducks have feathers on their tails? To cover their butt quacks
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see their wheels turning
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer
I wanted to take a bath, but then decided to leave it where it is
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.
What did the man say to his fingers? I’m counting on you
What's red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator
Why do snowmen live at the North Pole? Because it's cool
Why don't calculus majors throw house parties? Because they don't want their guests to drink and derive
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they always have bills
How do you hire a horse? Put it on a ladder
Why did the roofer go to the doctor? He had shingles
How did Benjamin Franklin feel holding his kite when he discovered electricity? Shocked
When does a joke become a “dad” joke? When the punchline is a parent
Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods
Why do French people eat snails? They don't like fast food
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Why can’t you ever trust atoms? Because they make up everything
Why can't male ants sink? They're buoy-ant
Who’s the snowman’s favorite rapper? Ice Cube
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?" Because every play has a cast
Why are basketball courts always wet? Because the players dribble
What kind of keys are sweet? Cookies
Why did the owl quit its job? It didn’t give a hoot
One did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Nothing, they’re extinct
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy
What do you call a tired bull? A bulldozer
How do you count cows? With a cowculator
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally
What did 0 say to 8? "Nice belt."
Why was the math book down in the dumps? It had a lot of problems
Why did the M&M go to school? Because he wanted to be a Smartie
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Re-Morse code
What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip
What happened to the archeologist who lost her job? Her career was in ruins
Did you hear about the anxious snowman? He needed to chill out
Why is Santa so good at karate? He’s got a black belt
